几维鸟

几维鸟	jī wéi niǎo	kiwi (bird) (loanword)
几	jī	small table
几	jī	(literary) almost
几	jǐ	how many; how much / several; a few
维	Wéi	abbr. for Uyghur 维吾尔 / surname Wei
维	wéi	to preserve / to maintain / to hold together / dimension / vitamin (abbr. for 维生素)
鸟	diǎo	variant of 屌 / penis
鸟	niǎo	bird / CL:只,群 / "bird" radical in Chinese characters (Kangxi radical 196) / (dialect) to pay attention to / (intensifier) damned / goddamn