| 外貌协会 | wài mào xié huì | the "good-looks club": people who attach great importance to a person's appearance (pun on 外贸协会 foreign trade association) | 
| 外 | wài | outside / in addition / foreign / external | 
| 外貌 | wài mào | profile / appearance | 
| 貌 | mào | (bound form) appearance; looks; outward form | 
| 协 | xié | to cooperate / to harmonize / to help / to assist / to join | 
| 协会 | xié huì | an association / a society / CL:个,家 | 
| 会 | huì | can; to have the skill; to know how to / to be likely to; to be sure to / to meet; to get together / meeting; gathering / (suffix) union; group; association / (bound form) a moment (Taiwan pr. [hui3]) | 
| 会 | kuài | (bound form) to reckon accounts |